THE BIG 1.

Part II









Monday:

Good morning Mayor. CNN here.
Looks like Norleans missed a head on collision again.

Yes we did, but we have alot of wind damage. Good thing I told the people they should get the (Bleep) out. The Governor didn’t want to but I did. I guess that makes me Mr. Wonderful.
Move outa way, FOX wants an interview.

Tuesday:

Mayors Apartment (27th Floor)
Watchin TV 10

Holy (Bleep). Katie just told Matt the Levee broke.
Nobody told me! How the hell do they find out this (Bleep)? Quick, get the Governor on the phone!

RING RING
Governors Mansion.

Put the Governor on the line. This is the Mayor.

Is this important? She’s eating breakfast and has to go on CNN again. Your in big trouble. She didn’t give you the OK to evacuate the city.

That’s right, and the Levee broke Wolf said. What now Big Shot?

You’ll have to talk to the Governor. I’ll see if she’s available.
(muffled conversation)

Hello Mayor? Did you evacuate the people like I told you?

Here we go again!!! Listen! Alot of these people can’t get to the stadium. We should send those 250 bus’ over to pick them up.

What for? Don’t they go through the car wash on Mondays? That waters dirty as (Bleep). Can’t they get a cab or something?

I never thought of that. Hell, they oughta be able to get to the stadium on foot. Their not helpless. They could even use Public Transportation.

Stadium?

Yeah! Stadium! According to the citys Disaster Plan, the people go to the stadium. I looked it up.

Disaster Plan?

Geezzz. I don’t know. I’ll have to think it over. Are we supposed to give them stuff to eat there too?

It’s got vending machines and their supposed to take some groceries with. Just like camping. I already told them to go there .

Dam! Can’t you get it through your thick head "I’M" the only one that issues orders, NOT YOU.

Well, how bout it?

I have to think about it. I’m watchin that clown from Homeland Security and his sister from FEMA on CNN, and the Red Cross is driving me nuts wantin to go into the city.
None of you pissants can make a move without the BIG MAMMAS OK.

Bull (Bleep). I’M the mayor.

(to be continued)