BATTER UP !!!!

It's PHILLIE"S GAY DAY:

The Phillie's introduction of "Annual Gay Day" was an apparent attempt to boost sales, certainly not to create problems within the city of brotherly love. I'm quite sure, because of all this controversy, the organization will contemplate offering a more inclusive invitation to "Special Days", e.g., "Lesbian Day", "Bisexual Day", "Heterosexual Day", and a real special day set aside for those that can't decide which day to show up.

The placard business would boom perhaps, but the installment of metal detectors might offset any additional profits.