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Coming to you from the great State of New Joisy, probably one of the leading Cancer capitols, huge producer of toxic chemicals, once famous for beach depositories of medical waste, proud to boast having the top rated murder cities in the U.S., on and on and on ...

As a safety first & health conscious resident, I’m here to applaud our two N.J. Assembly members for introducing a bill to prohibit smoking while driving. This new law, if enacted, will no doubt save millions of innocent people from being run down by some irresponsible (Bleeping) smoker, while at the same time, though removing a fraction more of his / her civil rights, preserve a few more gasps of breath the already Cancer ridden operator may have. Truly, a wonderful ambition I must say.

There is no telling how many accidents will be avoided by this law. Countless people have been involved in collisions with these (Bleeping) addicts while innocently snacking on a double beef patti, sipping a giant slush or that wake up brew, checking the navigation system, fiddling with the radio, reading the paper, makin a phone call or just applying makeup.

I sincerely wish all the best for our soon-to-be famous Assembly members and do hope that they have enough courage to ask their Proctologist to have their heads removed. Apparently the situation is critical.