WHAT !!...??

me worry??? !!!!!

WHAT THE (BLEEP)????

Dear Mr./Ms./Mrs. Watchovayou:

We have just received a notice from Wachovayou, Charlotte, NC.. I'm not exactly sure if this is Wachovayou Bank, Wachovayou Corporation, Wachovayou Securities or any other entity that may resemble Wachovayou Bank. With these companies sharing the same address', logo and web site, it's difficult to accept the explanation of separation between them that usually appears somewhere on any document you receive.

It's like Donna and Frank share identical last names, live in the same house, but, are not really associated, thereby limiting the risk of legal accountability.

The letter is very apologetic for this "incident" and offers tips & suggestions for you IF ........., in the event, ALL of your personal & private information HAS BEEN STOLEN (BLEEP!!!!).

Wachovayou is so heartbroken over this "incident", it even offers one (1) "free" year of credit bureau credit monitoring service from "........Guard," ... a fine, fine company. You can sign up for this "free" service simply by going to their web site (www..........com/security) and type in your special Validation Code. Type your name, address, etc.. Next question ... YOUR SS #. This is an absolute NO NO ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET!!! Wachovayou believes it has a problem with THIS "INCIDENT"?,..... this activity is 100 x more of a threat. You have the option to call "..................." I did. The person I spoke to was the dumbest individual I have ever encountered in my 64 years on this planet. And this "free" service company is now entrusted with all this information? I firmly believe we, certainly not the company, now face a double-barrel threat of incompetence. (DOUBLEBLEEP !!!)

Here's a TIP and / or suggestion you may want to pass along to (Wachovayou) companies or corporations that may be associated with this "incident":

#1 - Any (bulk) clients personal information, such as, the clients "IDENTITY",
which includes SS numbers, bank accounts, investment accounts,
etc., ... may be worth transporting by "Bank Courier". The down
side is, you may have to assume a little more accountability.

#2 - If there is EVER anything you should NOT do, is type your SS #
ANYTIME, ANYWHERE on the Internet, no matter what security.
When applying for SS, they also have a Web Site, THEY will not
allow you to type in your SS#. HELLLLOOOO!!!!!!

I have emailed this information to you because I cannot locate any Wachovayou Corporate officers email address. Mr. ....... (Service Excellence Director) ... better change that title ... must be in the witness protection program. If you could forward any email address to me, I would appreciate it.

Frank "The ICEMAN"

Results of the "INCIDENT":

The good news is:

Most of the (BLEEPING) people that have my info now are upset because the credit cards were maxed out before they got their hands on them. I just hope they don't sue me for any embarrassment it may have caused them. Probably one of those TV lawyer ads specialize in this type of injustice. (BLEEP)