Slippery SOBs:

"The new math: ( LESS & LESS = MUCH, MUUCCHH MORE )"

Q & A:

Government agents are on the lookout for Service Stations that are cheating the public. Their eyeballing thousands of locations for signs of this activity. Some have been caught adding 50 cents to more than a buck a gallon in recent weeks. The Iceman caught up to one of the top government drones in charge of this investigation.

Iceman pulls up to the pump at Joe’s Gas Station and begins the task of filling the tank himself and anticipates cleaning the windows himself, checking the tires himself and of course, checking the oil himself. Some guy walks up. Government ID badge. Must be an agent.

DRONE: You know your payin 50 cents a gallon more than your supposed ta?

Iceman: Yup. Do you know there’s hundreds of cars out of gas on this highway, no other giant oil company owned station is open and this guys been here all through these hurricanes?

DRONE: This guys gouging the public and we’re going to lock his ass up. He’s made hundreds more than he should and it’s going to stop.

Iceman: Really? That’s great. Are you going to tell everybody else in this 5 mi backup? I’m sure they’ll appreciate the good news.

DRONE: Well, as soon as I top off my huge government issue SUV, I’m going to arrest this SOB for gouging our civilians. We’re not out here covering thousands of these places for nothing.

Iceman: Thousands? Why don’t you just go to about 6 or seven "giant oil companies" and charge them?

DRONE: How so?

Iceman: $100,000,000,000.00 worth of how so. That’s how so.

DRONE: Yea ..... but that’s just business, plain and simple.

Iceman: Do you suffer from occasional dizziness or double vision? Oh, I get it. You must be contemplating a career in politics.