" HURRICANE ALERT "

FEMA HEADQUARTERS:

DIRECTOR: OK boys. We’re ready for this one and I’m proud to say we’re all set. Good thing too.

Iceman: Whata you mean "Good thing too"?

DIRECTOR: Well, you know where WILMAS’ headed. Marco, Naples, Ft. Myers. That whole area.

Iceman: So?

DIRECTOR: SOOO!!!??? Not only do a lot of us have little vacation haciendas down there but so do a lot of the "Brass" and big mahoffs.

Iceman: What are you doing for the "Evacuees" and the gods and goddesses’ that refuse to leave their mansions?

DIRECTOR: First of all, they are not referred to as Refugees or Evacuees. This group is known as "Wilmas Displaced World Travelers". We have taken steps to insure their safety well in advance of this storm.

Iceman: That’s good news. Nothing like learning from experience. New Orleans was a disaster.

DIRECTOR: Not this time. We have 31,000 limousines standing by and several hundred convoys loaded with Roast Duck, Lobster, Shrimp, some Caviar and a huge selection of imported Wines.

Iceman: Limos? Whats up with that?

DIRECTOR: They don’t drive and most of their Chauffeurs are vacationing in Tahiti this time of year.

Iceman: What’s the deal with the food and stuff. No MRE’s?

DIRECTOR: Your kiddin right? Maybe some for the worker bees, if theres room on one of the trucks.

Iceman: What about the maids, butlers, landscapers and all the Walmart workers? What about them?

DIRECTOR: (Bleep) em. Half of em swam across the Rio Grande to get here anyway. Maybe we can dig up some preservers.

Iceman: Gotta go. I guess I’ll see you at your promotion party.