Dr. Doggy meets Dr. Iceman:

"AT THE VETS" - Part II

OK. I caved. So in order to get Dr. Doggy to check out my dog, I have to fill out the (Bleeping) "Dr. Doggy Form". It looks familiar. Almost a duplicate to the one I "had" to fill out at Radio Shack when I last bought batteries.

Aside from not actually putting down my real name address etc., this is interesting info I presented.

Education: Frank the Iceman Ph.D.
Occupation: Nuclear Physicist
Employment: Johnsville Experimental Research & Development Laboratory
Job Description: Classified

No sooner do I finish, Dr. Doggie’s assistant snatches the form, glances at it, and takes off to the treatment rooms. Meanwhile, the waiting room is full, and I haven’t yet taken a number. Five seconds later, out comes Dr. Doggy looking real anxious.

Dr. Doggy: Dr. Iceman?

Iceman: Yes Dr. Doggy.

Dr. Doggy: Come right in.

Iceman: But, I didn’t take a ticket.

Dr. Doggy: Your a Dr., I’m a Dr.. Professional courtesy, besides, if their dumb enough to wait, it’s their problem.

Iceman: Good enough. So what’s wrong with my puppy you think?

Dr. Doggy: What kinda work do you do at Johnsville?

Iceman: Can’t talk about it. Classified. Top secret. Hush hush. You know. You really don’t wanna know anyway. It’s pretty scary. So whata you think about my dog. Look! He’s sick right now.

Dr. Doggy: I see that. Johnsville’s not far from here is it?

Iceman: You think I might have accidentally brought something home from work and he got radiated? The Giger counter I have at home keeps going off. I thought it was just bad batteries from Radio Shack.

Dr. Doggy: Radiated!!??? Is that even possible? Are we in any danger from Johnsville?

Iceman: I can’t say for sure. Look. It is an Experimental Research project. What can I tell you. How bout I bring Patches back in a week or so. We’ll see if he loses any more teeth or hair.

Dr. Doggy: Oh my God. My house is in the area too.

Iceman: Should I make an appointment?

Dr. Doggy: Ahhh, ... no doctor. Just ca call me first. I don’t feel well all of a sudden.
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