Buck & Patches:

"AT THE VETS" - Part I

"Vet" as in "Veterinarian". You been there lately? It’s a trip.

(Arrive at the Veterinarians) Place is packed with people cuddling everything from frogs to something that looks a cross between a Platypus and a large rodent. People really do look like their pets.

The Iceman goes up to the counter and faces what appears to be a Whoopi Goldberg look-a-like in a Nursing outfit.

Nurse: Yes sir. What can we do for you?

Iceman: Well, my dogs sick and I ........

Nurse: Do you have an appointment sir?

Iceman: No, I ..........

Nurse: No? Please fill out this form!

Iceman: No, no. He’s the patient, not me.

Nurse: No time for jokes sir. Fill out the form please!

Iceman: I’m sorry. He can’t write yet. At least he hasn’t told me.

Nurse: Please! Our policy requires this form to be filled out. We can't provide our service until you fill out the form. This office requires all new clients to fill out the form, no exceptions, period.

Iceman: (Glances at form) Name, address, yada, yada .... SS #?, profession?, annual income?, AMX #?, grandmothers maiden name.

Excuse me! I’m not filling this thing out! Here’s a hundred dollar bill .... fix the doggy.

Nurse: DOCTOR!!!! Oh DOCTOR!!!! We have a problem in waiting room 1. A potential client refuses to fill out the form.

Vet: (Comes running out to Whoopi's station) And here he is, "Supergeek".

OK. I'm the doctor. Your just a person. Please fill out the form.

Nurse: SEE!! The doctor said!

Iceman: Did I mention by any chance, that this 120 LB Great Dane is a trained ATTACK animal? Ugh oh,....Could you hand me a tissue to wipe some of the froth off his mouth? That might stop him from growling.
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