NEWS FLASH :

"CNN REPORTS NEW LAW IN PLACE"

"The LAW"

The new law dictates that no convicted child molester or sexual predator will be allowed to dispense candy on Halloween. Neither are any of these people permitted to escort children while "trick or treating".

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As a result, most large cities will be closed on Halloween. The only exception, San Francisco. New Orleans expects overflow (ADULT ONLY) crowds that evening.

Happy Hallows Eve: