Storm Damage:

Step 2: Settlement

"IT’S ME AGAIN"

Insurance Company: Claim Dept..

Hello. Insurance company? It’s the Iceman again.

Oh yes, your ears must be burning. We were just talking about your case.

Great, cause I’m really in deep (Bleep) out here. No house, car, job, nothin. Where do I get my check?

Where? When and how much is more like it.

What? Wadda you mean? I been a customer for 15 years!!!

Well, for starters, we need pictures of your house, all the stuff inside, including receipts for each thing, pictures of the damage and a copy of your policy.

Are you kidding me, all that stuff was washed away in the flood after the storm.

Flood? Did you say flood?

Don’t you watch the TV? Yea, after I was blown out of the house.

It says here your not covered for flood. Nope, no flood. No asteroids, nukes, lottsa things. And we see a comment that you had a late payment in 82.

Listen, I just had a claim a couple months ago when the basement flooded.

Wow! That makes this harder my man. We don’t pay duplicate claims that close to each other and you might have to return that check.

What the hell have I been paying these premiums for!

Probably a mix-up in paperwork. Did you read the fine print?

Nobody does.

OK. That about raps it up for us. Is there anything else we can do for you?.

Where’s the nearest gun shop? I’ll be needin some fresh ammo.
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