ASSTRO POO

OH CAPTAIN!!

YES.

OUR JOHNS BROKE.

HOLY (BLEEP)!!!

WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG !!???

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ...........

THE CREW HAS A NASTY CASE OF DIARRHEA.

QUICK...... GET ON THE HORN AND SEE IF "JOHNY ON THE SPOT" DELIVERS AND ALSO ORDER ABOUT 10 DOZEN CORKS ASAP.