WARNING !!!!

IN THE LAND OF FIRE, SULPHUR & LAVA SPEWING VOLCANOES ....

HOTELS HAVE DECIDED TO FINE TOURISTS 500 BUCKS IF YOU SMOKE, OR IF THEY SMELL SMOKE IN YOUR ROOM.

IT'S A WINDFALL FOR THEM REALLY. THE ELIMINATION OF THAT RISK FOR FIRE WILL GREATLY REDUCE THE INSURANCE PREMIUMS & I'M SURE THAT SAVING WILL BE PASSED ON TO THEIR GUESTS.

NOW YOU WILL ENJOY ABSOLUTE ODOR FREE AIR INSIDE THE HOTELS, AND THE RISK OF A FIRE IS VIRTUALLY ELIMINATED ...... EXCEPT FOR BEING SURROUNDED BY THOSE (BLEEPING) VOLCANOES.

THE NEXT ITEM ON THE "TO DO" LIST IS INITIATING A FINE FOR FLATULENCE.