UP....UP.....AND AWAY

GAS IS PUSHING 5 BUCKS A GL.(AND WILL PROBABLY GO TO ???)

CONTRARY TO POPULAR OPINION ...... THIS REALLY WON'T HAVE A DRAMATIC EFFECT ON MOST PEOPLE ...... AND HERE'S WHY:

1 - YOUR MORTGAGE HAS DOUBLED ... SO YOU WON'T BE GOING ANYWHERE.

2 - YOUR BOSS HASN'T TOLD U YET BUT YOUR JOB IS BEING OUTSOURCED ..... SO U WON'T BE GOING ANYWHERE.

3 - NO ONE IS HIRING BECAUSE THEY EITHER CUT WAYYY BACK OR BANKRUPTED OVER FUEL COSTS .... SO U WON'T BE GOING ANYWHERE.

4 - YOUR GROCERIES HAVE GONE UP LIKE A ROCKET SHIP ...... SO U WON'T BE MAKING A HELL OF A LOT OF TRIPS THERE EITHER.

5 - TAKE THE WIFE & KIDS OUT TO DINNER??...... DON'T THINK SO.

THE GOOD NEWS IS, U DON'T HAVE TO HAVE THAT ILLEGAL MEXICAN CUT THE GRASS ANYMORE .......... JUST LOOK AT ALL THE BUCKS YOUR GONNA SAVE.

IT MIGHT TURN OUT THAT YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE BIGGGG OIL ..... THE LESS U SELL .... THE MORE YOU MAKE.

SEE .... IT'S NOT SO BAD ..... BUT IF YOUR STILL (BLEEPED) YOU CAN CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN OR SENATOR ...... IF THEIR NOT WINGING IT DOWN TO ACULPOCO OR SOME OTHER EXOTIC SPOT ON THEIR PRIVATE JET.