VATICAN SAYS OK!!!!

THE CHURCH HAS MADE A STUNNING ANNOUNCEMENT THIS WEEK.

IT WILL NOW ACCEPT THE BELIEF IN ALIENS ...... AS LONG AS THEY ARE WILLING TO BE CONVERTED AND MAKE REASONABLE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE SUNDAY COLLECTION.

THEY DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ID EITHER ..... ESPECIALLY IF THEY TITHE GENEROUSLY. WE WON'T TELL A SOUL.