GAS PUMP PROBLEM

17,000 PUMPS IN THE U.S. MUST BE REPLACED.

PROBLEM IS .... THEY ONLY GO TO 4 BUCKS A GAL ..... AND 100 BUCKS TOTAL SALE. WE WON'T QUIBBLE OVER THE PENNY CRAP.

BECAUSE OF THE NEW PRICE OF GAS, WHICH CHANGES BY THE HR., WE'RE GONNA SEE A REVOLUTION IN "GAS PUMP" TECHNOLOGY.

THE NEW ONES WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH TV, LISTEN TO YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION AND, AS AN EXTRA BENEFIT ... GIVE YOU A FULL PROCTOLOGY EXAM.