BLITZ ON TICKETS

TROOPERS DECLARE A "BLITZ" ON SPEEDING TICKETS.

IT IS THEIR ANSWER TO MEDIA CRITICISM OF NJ GOVs SUV CRASH.

BILLIONAIRE JOHNY "NO SEAT BELT" CORZINE (PASSENGER) ASKED FOR, AND RECEIVED, A TICKET FOR NO SEAT BELT. HE VOWED HE WOULD PAY FOR THE TICKET, OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET. HE SHOULD, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF A FINANCIAL BURDEN THIS PUTS UPON HIM.

THE DRIVER OF THE SUV, A NJ STATE TROOPER, (MULTITASKING) WAS ENGAGED IN A CELL PHONE CONVERSATION WITH HIS GIRLFRIENDS HUSBAND WHILE CRUISING DOWN THE NJ PKWY AT 90+. HE WAS CHAUFFEURING THE GOV TO A MUCHO IMPORTANTE MEETING WITH "THE MAD HATTER OF MANHATTAN" THE "I" MAN. THERE WAS NO MENTION OF THE TROOPER OBEYING THE "STATE NO SEAT BELT LAW" HIMSELF.

SOOOO!!! WE REALLY AREN'T SURE IF THE TROOPERS ARE PISSED BECAUSE JOHNY GOT A TICKET, OR THE DRIVER GOT ZILCH VIOLATIONS, OR THEY GOT CAUGHT TRYING TO BLAME THE ACCIDENT ON A HANDICAPPED PERSON, OR NOT PAYING FOR DEMOLISHING A STATE OWNED VEHICLE, OR NOT PAYING FOR DAMAGES TO THE ROADWAY (WHICH YOU WOULD).

HERE'S A TIP. NEXT TIME YOUR "ON THE WAY TO CAPE MAY", AND YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HUSBAND, BUCKLE UP AND PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL ...... JUST REMEMBER TO PURCHASE A SMOKEY HAT BEFORE HAND.