Tuesday, April 24, 2007


EARTH DAY - NYC
IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE OITH DAY, MIKY DA MAYOR IS PROPOSIN ANODER NEW LAW.
WE'RE GONNA CHARGE ALL THESE A-HOLES FER DRIVEN THEIR CARS AND TRUCKS IN DA CITY. THIS'LL CLEAN UP DA AIR AND ALOT OF OTHER STUFF.
ICEMAN: BUT MIKEY, WON'T THAT HURT THESE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND THE CITY?
MIKEY: NAAAAA. ALL US PEOPLE OF ANY AUTHORITY WONT HAVE TO PAY NOTHIN, THE STOCK BROKERS DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP) , MOST OF EM ARE CHAUFFERED ANYWAYS, ... DOCS AND MOUTH PIECES ...... FAGED ABOUD IT. NO PROBLEM.
SO WHAT'S THE POINT? THEY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT ANY FEES AND NOTHIN WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR THE AVERAGE JO.
BUCKS! MORE BUCKS!
ARE YOU GOIN TO PAY THE FEE?
YOUR KIDDING RIGHT? CITY LIMOS?? SIDES... I'M A (BLEEPING) BILLIONAIRE, IDIOT!
DOESN'T MOST OF THE BAD AIR COME FROM ALL YOUR DIESEL BUS' & CABS?
WADDA YA TRYIN TA TELL ME? HEY, YA BETTER DOUSE THAT BUTT. I'M GONA DO SOME MORE ON THAT TOO.
SO.... YOU DON'T SMOKE OR DRVE DO YA? GUESS THERE'S NO REAL HARDSHIP FOR YOU HUH?
HEY PAL, .... IF IT WAS.... YA REALLY THINK I'D BE THIS ANXIOUS? GET REAL WHY DONTCHA.

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