" LOS ANGELES "

# 1 (UNO)

AH YES, THE CITY OF ANGELS, ALSO, THE CITY OF:

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IS PROUD ONCE AGAIN TO BE RATED THE #1 POLLUTION CITY IN THE U.S.. FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY TWO OTHER CALIFORNIA CITIES ON THE TOP 10 LIST.

BECAUSE OF THIS RECOGNITION, SMOKERS WILL NO LONGER BE PERMITTED TO SMOKE OUTDOORS. STRAIGHT CITY OFFICIALS HAVE DETERMINED THAT IT CONTRIBUTES TO THE POLLUTION PROBLEM AND IT IS MUCH SAFER FOR ALL CONCERNED TO CONFINE SMOKERS INSIDE BARS, RESTAURANTS AND ALL PUBLIC AREAS (INSIDE ONLY). THIS, IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, WILL REVERSE THE TREND COUNTRY WIDE.

POTHEADS WILL STILL BE PERMITTED TO SMOKE BOTH INDOORS & OUT.