NEW EARTH-LIKE PLANET

THE GOOD NEWS IS:

A LARGE WEST COAST SEGMENT HAS BEGUN PACKING ALREADY.

THE BAD NEWS:

THE NEW PLANET WILL NOT ACCEPT LEFT WING DEMS.

( HARRY REID AND NANCY PELOSI WERE PLACED ON A SUICIDE WATCH IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY BECAME AWARE OF THE DILEMMA. THEY BELIEVE IT'S ANOTHER REPUBLICAN CONSPIRACY. )