$ 1,000,000.00

WHAT'S BIGGER THAN A PIZZA, BUT SMALLER THAN A BUICK?

YOU GUESSED IT !!!! IT'S THE NEWLY MINTED CANADIAN

MILLION DOLLAR COIN !!!!!

YA GOTTA HAND IT TO EM. THEY MUST HAVE ANTICIPATED THE RISE IN FUEL COSTS AND MINTED THIS COIN.

CANADIAN DRIVERS WILL NO LONGER HAVE TO FUMBLE THROUGH THEIR WALLETS SEARCHING FOR THAT PESKY CHARGE CARD OR WRITE A CHECK WHEN THEY FILL UP THE FAMILY TRUCKSTER. THEY CAN NOW JUST OPEN THE TRUNK AND HAND OVER THIS GIANT GOLD WAFER.

KEEP IN MIND THOUGH, WHEN TRAVELING THROUGH THE U. S., CARRY TWO. JUST IN CASE YOU NEED A PACK OF SMOKES.