" IT IS OFFICIAL "

AS A CATHOLIC MYSELF, I WAS PLEASED TO LEARN THAT THE CHURCH NO LONGER BELIEVES INNOCENT NEWBORN BABIES WILL BE SENT DIRECTLY TO HELL OR LIMBO IF THEY WEREN'T BAPTIZED.

IT MUST HAVE TAKEN A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT TO COME TO THAT CONCLUSION. I GUESS IT'S LIKE BEFORE, IF YOU ATE MEAT ON FRIDAY AND GOT KILLED, YOU WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. NOW, YA GOT YOURSELF A FREE PASS. I WONDER, ... DID ALL THOSE "BEFORE" GUYS GET SOME KIND OF PARDON?

AS ALWAYS, THEY HAVE DONE THE RIGHT THING.

BECAUSE OF THIS DRAMATIC CHANGE, I WANTED TO DISCUSS IT WITH MY CONFESSOR. UNFORTUNATELY, I FORGOT HE WAS ACCUSED OF SOMETHING AND TRANSFERRED. THEY WON'T TELL ME WHERE.