BABY BOTTLE ???

WELL ?? NEW RESEARCH RESULTS SHOW PLASTIC GIVES YOU CANCER.

DON'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S NOT TRUE. ALL THIS CANCER ONLY COMES FROM 1 THING .... AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

SO ...... AS A PRECAUTION ..... JUST IN CASE ..... (BLEEP) CAN ALL YOUR BABY BOTTLES AND DON'T ALLOW YOUR BABY TO SMOKE ANY MORE.

NOTE: IF YOU INSIST ON KEEPING YOUR PLASTIC BABY BOTTLES .... YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE HIM / HER OUTSIDE TO FEED HIM.