PHILADELPHIA

CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE

IT'S THE 1ST DAY OF SUMMER IN PHILLY. AND A BEAUTIFUL DAY IT IS.

THE SUN IS UP AND THE CITY HAS BEGUN THE DAILY TASKS OF PICKING UP BODIES AND REMOVING LAST NIGHTS BLOOD SPLATTERS.

THE CITY USUALLY HANDS OUT FANS AND THINGS TO THE ELDERLY AND NEEDY ON THIS DAY TO CELEBRATE THE BEGINNING OF SUMMER. THIS YEAR THE CITY'S ELDERS WE'RE TOSSING AROUND THE IDEA OF ADDING BULLETPROOF VESTS TO THE GIVEAWAY PROGRAM BUT NIXED IT BECAUSE A LARGE PART OF THE POPULATION IS AFRAID TO VENTURE OUT OF THEIR HOMES ANYWAY ... THAT'S WHY THEY HAND OUT FREE FANS.

HERE'S HOPING YOU SURVIVE SUMMER IN THE CITY. HAVE A NICE DAY ..... BUT WATCH OUT FOR THOSE NIGHTS ..... MUZZEL FLASH'S ARE SCARY AND GUNFIRE IS DEAFENING.