IO NEW COMMANDMENTS

THE CHURCH IS SERIOUS ABOUT THE NEW TOP TEN LIST.

UNFORTUNATELY THEY FORGOT TO ADD ON THESE LAST TWO COMMANDMENTS.

NOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP AT THE HOLY OF HOLYS DMV, THE DRONES WILL REQUIRE YOU TO GENUFLECT, RECITE THE NEW COMMANDMENTS (ONLY THE 1ST 1O), AND HEAR YOUR CONFESSION.

ALL PENANCE WILL BE STANDERDIZED.

YOU'LL HAVE TO ADOPT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.

AMEN.