STATES SURPLUS $$$$$$$

SURPRISE !!!!!

OVER 40 STATES HAVE FOUND HUGE SURPLUS MONIES IN THEIR COFFERS.

GOOD NEWS:

THE POLITICIANS HAD NO IDEA SCREWING OVER THEIR CITIZENS COULD POSSIBLY BE THIS BENEFICIAL, ESPECIALLY STICKING IT UP THE (BLEEP) OF SMOKERS AS MUCH AS THEY HAVE. THIS HUGE SURPLUS IS ALMOST LIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY. WE'RE TALKIN BILLIONS!!

BAD NEWS:

EACH STATE PLANS AN EMERGENCY MEETING TO TRY AND DETERMINE JUST WHO DIDN'T PISS AWAY OR SNATCH THEIR SHARE OF LAST YEARS COOKIE JAR. IT'S EMBARASSING.