BOMBS AWAY !!!!!

IT'S BEEN REPORTED THAT THE U.S. HAS DEVELOPED A SUPER SECRET " GAY BOMB ".

THE GOVT. DENIES IT BUT WE BELIEVE A PROTOTYPE FELL OFF A TRUCK IN SAN FRANCISCO IN THE EARLY 90s.

EXPLODING THE BOMB WOULD RENDER ALL COMBATANTS HORNY AND HOMOSEXUAL.

AFTER MUCH DISCUSSION, MILITARY PERSONNEL HAVE CONCLUDED IT WOULD SERVE NO PURPOSE TO DROP THE BOMB ON IRAN. NOTHING WOULD CHANGE.