THE ULTIMATE DIET

THE LATEST TREND:

ELIMINATE OBESITY

ONCE AGAIN THE GOVERNMENT, TOGETHER WITH BIG BUSINESS, HAS RESOLVED YET ONE MORE SOCIAL PROBLEM. THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR YEARS.

THE AVERAGE AMERICAN FAMILY WILL NOW BE ABLE TO SHED ALL THOSE ADDITIONAL POUNDS WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT. NO EXERCISING, NO DIET PILLS, NO NOTHING.

IT WORKS LIKE THIS. IT'S SIMPLE BUT VERY EFFECTIVE. THE DRIVE TO THE SUPER MARKET NOW COSTS' TWICE AS MUCH. SO SOON ENOUGH YOU'LL HAVE TO CUT BACK ON THE TRIPS, WHICH THEORETICALLY CUTS DOWN ON THE FOOD YOU PURCHASE.

ONCE YOU ARRIVE AT THE STORE YOU WILL SOON NOTICE THE PRICES HAVE SOARED, THEREBY SEVERELY LIMITING THE QUANTITY OF TWINKIES AND OTHER GOODIES YOU CAN BUY ALONG WITH THINGS LIKE MILK AND BREAD.

ALL IN ALL, THE AVERAGE FAMILY SHOULD LOSE A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT AND HELP GREEN THE ENVIRONMENT AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO DRIVE ANYWHERE.

PROBLEM SOLVED.