NJ GOVERNOR

PARKWAY CRASH

INTERVIEW: (on the scene )

ICEMAN: What happened?

TROOPER: I dun no.

Where was he goin?

Late 4 a meetin with the "I" man.

Oh! No wonder they was in a hurry.

Hows the Gov.?

He's just fine. Thrown outa his SUV at 100 or so, broke most a his bones and stuff but he's good.

His seatbelt broke then huh?

Not exactly.

How fast were they goin to see that wacky NY cowboy?

90 or so.

Or so's can get pretty steep can't they? Say, see if I got it straight, no seatbelt, at least 90 + mph, big time KABOOM. My guess is it ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY WAS SOMEBODY ELSE"S FAULT!

That's a given.

Tickets issued?

LOL