SAINT NANCY

YES ..... I'M ON A MISSION TO SPREAD PEACE & LOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE, ESPECIALLY TO THE TOWELHEADS THAT HAVE A NASTY HABIT OF CUTTING OFF PEOPLES HEADS AND BLOWING UP STUFF.

CONVERSATION: SYRIA PRES

SO NANCE, WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO COME VISIT US TERRORISTS?

WELL ... FIRST OF ALL ROSIE ODONNEL & I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE YOU'RE TERRORISTS. YOU'RE JUST PISSED BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T APOLOGIZED FOR YOU HAVING TO ATTACK OUR COUNTRY AND FROWN ON ARABS TAKING FLYING LESSONS.

RIGHT ON BABE. AND HOW BOUT THIS MUSLIM THING. YA KNOW WE'RE BOUND AND DETERMINED TO KNOCK OFF ALL YOU INFIDELS.

I BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT LITTLE TIDBIT. HOWS ABOUT REFINING THAT CAUSE AND MAYBE LIKE CONCENTRATE ON MEXICANS. THERE'S A WHOLE LOT A INFIDELS IN MEXICO & IT WOULD HELP US SOLVE A LITTLE PROBLEM AS WELL.

HONEY, I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB. WHO SENT YOU HERE ANYWAY?

NOBODY. YA LIKE THIS OUTFIT? COST ME A FORTUNE.