TATOO BAN

THE USMC BANS TATOO'S THAT ARE LARGER THAN A HOWITZER, HOWEVER, THEY WILL ALLOW TATOO'S SMALLER THAN A DUFFEL BAG.

THE ONLY EXCEPTIONS WILL BE IF THE MARINE HAS ACCEPETED A TENTATIVE POSITION WITH RINGLING BROS. OR HAS AN IQ EQUIVALENT TO, OR LESS THAN, AN ANT.

ANY INDIVIDUAL WHO IGNORES THE BAN WILL BE PERMANENTLY STATIONED IN FRISCO.

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