" THE DILEMMA "

TODAYS NEWS ALERT

AFTER LENGTHY STUDIES, SEVERAL UNIVERSITIES HAVE CONCLUDED THAT NICOTINE ENHANCES CONCENTRATION AND REDUCES THE RISK OF ALZHEIMERS.

A LARGE GROUP OF POTHEADS INVOLVED WITH THE STUDY DISPUTE THE CONCLUSION. THEIR STUDIES FAVOR POT AS A HELPFUL TOOL IN FIGHTING CANCER AND IS NOT ADDICTIVE. IT MAY DESTROY THE CAPABILITY OF THOUGHT AND LEAD TO SEVERE DEPRESSION, BUT YOU WON'T BE AWARE OF IT.

FOLLOWING A HUGE DEBATE BETWEEN THE TWO GROUPS, A COMPROMISE WAS REACHED.

IN THE NEAR FUTURE, THE TOBACCO COMPANIES WILL BEGIN TO BLEND TOBACCO AND POT TOGETHER. THAT WAY, YOU WILL BE WIDE AWAKE WHEN YOU ARE DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME THE POT WILL BE ATTACKING IT AND YOU MAY OR MAY NOT REMEMBER THE DIAGNOSIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.