ATTENTION

PET OWNERS

TWO THINGS:

1 - BUYING ALL THAT SUPER DUPER FANCY SHMANCY PET CHOW PAID OFF... NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER A HOLES WHO BOUGHT THAT CHEAP (BLEEP).

OH! IT ALL CAME OUTA DA SAME BUCKET? OH.

2 - WHATEVER U DO ... DON'T FEED FIDO OR MUFFY ANY OF YOUR LEFTOVERS. IT'LL MAKE HIM SICK AS A DOG .... MAYBE NOT DEAD ... BUT VERY ILL. JUST ASK ANY PET FOOD CO. REP.

NOTE: THINK "THE ORIENTAL PHILOSOPHY". THEY DON'T FEED POOCHES ANY FANCY STUFF AND THE POOCH USUALLY ENDS UP AS SNACKS OR IN A BAG OF PURINA.