IRS 500

SO! SO 5OO IRS LAPTOPS WITH ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION ARE GONE!!

BIG (BLEEPING) DEAL.

LIKE ALL YOUR (BLEEP) HASN'T BEEN STOLEN ALREADY.

ICEMAN INTERVIEWS HEAD IRS DRONE:

SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE LOST LAPTOPS? WHAT R U GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

WE'RE NOT GONNA DO JACK (BLEEP). THAT'S NOT OUR (BLEEPING) PROBLEM.

WELL, WHO'S PROBLEM IS IT?

R U (BLEEPING) KIDDING? YOURS! A HOLE. AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A COPY OF YOUR (BLEEP) WE'RE GOIN TO PENALIZE AND FINE THE (BLEEP) OUTA YOU.

WHO THE (BLEEP) TOLD THESE DRONES THEY COULD TAKE THIS (BLEEP) HOME?

WHAT THE (BLEEPS) THE DIFFERENCE. MOST OF THIS (BLEEP) IS SENT TO INDIA.

BUT Y DO THEY TAKE THESE LAPTOPS HOME? ANSWER THE QUESTION!

WELL .. ALL THEIR AOL GAMES AND DOOM ARE KEPT ON THE SAME MACHINE ... PLUS ALL THEIR EBAY STUFF .... AND CRAIGS LIST, NOT TO MENTION PORNO SITES.

YA KNOW TJ MAXX LOST 40 MILLION CUSTOMER ID INFO LAST WEEK. WHAT THE (BLEEP) YOU PICKIN ON US 4????!!!!