HOW 2

" GET GREEN "

1: SHUT DOWN DC..

THE LEVEL OF GAS EMANATING FROM ALL THE BULL(BLEEP) HAS REACHED EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS.

THE ATMOSPHERE IS TOTALLY CONTAMINATED AND HAS AFFECTED THE POPULATION (ESPECIALLY IN CALIFORNIA).

2: GET RID OF AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR SUVs, SHUT DOWN THE POOL, TURN OFF THE AC, TURN DOWN THE TEMP TO 50 DEG., REMOVE ALL LIGHT BULBS, SHITCAN THE 80 INCH HD TV, LOOSE THE CELL, CLOSE THE THIRD FLOOR AND LET JUNIOR BUNK WITH BABY BROTHER, UNLOAD THE 2ND & THIRD VACATION HACIENDAs, AND FOR (BLEEP) SAKE KNOCK OFF THE MTV.

OTHER THAN THE ABOVE ...... SELL ALL YOUR (BLEEP) AND MOVE TO IRELAND .... IT'S PLENTY GREEN THERE ALREADY.