" CUP A JO "

A BIG COFFE COMPANY IS ALL UPSET THAT IT'S CAFFIENE ADDICTS THINK THE STORES HAVE LOST THAT "HOMEY" APPEAL.

MAYBE IT'S GOT SOMETHIN TA DO WITH ................

13,000 (BLEEPING) STORES &

5 BUCKS A POP JAVA.

NOTE:

IT TAKES REAL GENIUS TO RUN 13,000 STORES ON A (BLEEPING) CUP A JO.

IT'S ALL BASED ON JUST HOW MANY A HOLES ARE OUT AND ABOUT IN THE EARLY AM. ..... AND ARE NOT QUITE FOCUSED. THEY ARE PART OF THAT OTHER EARLY MORNING GROUP OF NICOTINE ZOMBIES SUCKING ON A REFRESHING MARLBORO.

REMEMBER, " HEY BUDDY, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?"? NOW IT'S 12 BUCKS ( COFFEE & A PACK OF SMOKES).

DOESN'T QUITE RING THE SAME.