THE 500

ULTIMATE RACE

THIS YEARS CONTEST ENDED IN A PHOTO FINISH.

TWO DRIVERS MANAGED TO GO ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND FOR 500 MILES AND STILL NOT BE DIZZY.

ANY SOBER FAN WHO WAS ABLE TO COUNT ALL THE SIGNS AND DECALS ON ANY ONE DRIVER OR CAR WAS GIVEN A BRAND NEW BOX OF FLUORESCENT CRAYOLA CRAYONS. MANY OF THESE PEOPLE DEVELOPED AN ADDICTION TO CIRCLES AND DRAWING CIRCLES AS A SERIOUS HOBBY AFTER THERAPY.