PENN DOT

"SAFETY IS OUR BUSINESS"

DOT DRONE: SO?? SO THE MAJOR (BLEEPING) HWY DIDN'T HAVE 1 (BLEEPING) SNOW PLOW TO BE SEEN!!

SO?? SO A FEW HUNDRED OF YOU A HOLES STAYED IN YOUR CAR 1 (BLEEPING) DAY IN YOUR CARS. BIG (BLEEPING) DEAL!!!!

DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW COLD IT WAS IN KOREA DURING THE WAR?

YOU SAY.. NO TROOPERS EITHER? WELL, THEY WAS PROBABLY BACK IN THE BARRACKS FINISHING UP THE PAPERWORK ON YESTERDAYS NO SEATBELT TICKETS.

YA DO KNOW THAT THE GOV DID SEND OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD TA HELP THOSE FOLKS DONTCHA? ? YUP!!! ALL 14 HUMMERS.

ICEMAN: BUT THE PEOPLE WERE BACKED UP & STRANDED OVER 50 (BLEEPING) MILES!!!!!!

DOT DRONE: YEH!!!! AND???

SEE, THIS IS WHY WE'RE SELLIN THESE ROADS. BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO. HOW BOUT THOSE FLYERS LAST NIGHT!!

ICEMAN: I WAS ON I (BLEEPING) 78 ALLLLL NIGHT!!!!

DOT DRONE: NO TV HUH. YA GOT TVO?

YA BETTER PUT THAT BUTT OUT IN YOUR ASH TRAY OR I'LL HAVE TA TICKET YA FOR LITTERING.