" KOFI "

RUMOR HAS IT THAT KOFIs OPENING A STRING OF STARBUCKs IN TEHRAN.

THEY WILL BE RENAMED

" KOFIs COFFEE "

ALL EMPLOYEEs WILL BE REQUIRED TO KEEP THEIR HANDS IN THE AIR & KISS ALL PATRONs (BLEEP).

MO WILL ORDER ALL IRANIANs TO ENJOY A CUP OF JAVA 5X A DAY ... OR ELSE. AS PARTNERS, THEY WILL SOON EXPAND THE OPERATION TO IRAQ.