Saturday, December 09, 2006



- FOR SALE BY OWNER ?? -

" PENNSYLVANIA TURNPIKE "

ICEMAN: SAY EDDY? YA THINK YA OUGHTA GIVE THIS A LITTLE THOUGHT?

FASTEDDY: WHAT FER? WE DON'T NEED NO (BLEEPING) ROAD. IT'S A PAIN IN THE (BLEEPIN) ASS. ALL THOSE (BLEEPIN) CARS.

ICEMAN: BUT EDDY, WON'T THE TAXPAYERS BE A MIGHT UPSET IF YOU SELL THIS THING. YA KNOW YOU TOOK A LOT OF THEIR BUCKS TO SPEND ON THAT. THEY REALLY OWN IT.

FASTEDDY: YEH, BUT I GETS TA SELL IT, SIDES, A WHOLE BUNCH OF POLITICIANS POCKETS ARE A LITTLE LIGHT AND WERE CHOMPIN AT THE BIT TO GET INTO THIS CASINO RACKET.

ICEMAN: IS THIS LEGAL FOR YOU CLOWNS TO SELL?

FASTEDDY: DID I MENTION THE LITTLE WOMANS A JUDGE? A HOLE

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