" SHAMU " ON YOU

HOW TO WARD OFF ATTACKS BY A 5 TON MAMMAL:

1 - DON'T GET IN THE WATER WITH ANY CREATURE LARGER THAN A TEN-WHEELER!!!!!!!!!

2 - DON'T PLAY WITH ANYTHING UNDER WATER LARGER THAN YOUR PINKY.

3 - DON'T THINK YOUR FRIENDS WITH ANY LIVING CREATURE NICKNAMED "KILLER"!!!!!!!!