" THE NAPOLOGY "

COSMO, THE WEALTHY UNEMPLOYED COMEDIAN, APOLOGIZED FOR SAYING THE "N" WORD. NOT THE "F" WORD OR ANY OTHER MOTHER(BLEEPING) WORD.

JESSE, THE WEALTHY UNEMPLOYED PHILANDERING REV, SUGGESTED CRAZY CRACKER COSMO (SCRATCH THE "C" WORD) SHOULD SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP AND OFFERED TO MINISTER TO HIM, UNLESS HE'S ALREADY A SCIENTOLOGY CONVERT.

AS ONE PHILANDERER TO ANOTHER, JESSE WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL IN MINISTERING TO OUR X PREZ.

JESSE AND HIS MINISTRY WILL SOON EMBARK ON A CRUSADE TO ELIMINATE THE "N" WORD FROM THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, HOWEVER, IT MAY BANKRUPT THE RAP MUSIC INDUSTRY AND MOST AFRO-AMERICAN COMEDIANS.