" MY PANTS ARE NOT ON FIRE "

HYPOCRISY AT ITS BEST

The Iceman interviews the Senator from Chappaquiddick:

Iceman: So Teddy, haven’t you been a little "over the top" questioning Sammy?

Teddy: No way! Ya gotta know what to ask these guys to make absolutely sure their honest and ethical. Ya know this guys gonna be judgin the hell out of a lot a stuff.

Iceman: And what is it that makes you believe your the ideal person to grill this guy? You seemed to be almost fanatical.

Teddy: Well, for one thing, I’ve been invoved with enough judges in my time to know when you can buy yourself in to, or out of, most anything if ya got the Big Bucks.
Besides that, I don’t want him to go nosing around any of the stuff Popa Joe took care of for me among some other little known deals.

Iceman: Say. Now that you mentioned little known deals, you still not payin any taxes on that half a billion family nestegg?

Teddy: Who the (Bleep) told you about that?

Iceman: OK! OK! You up for a cold one?

Teddy: Now your talkin!