" THE # 1 BANANA "

WE’RE JUST WILD ABOUT HARRY

After ARRP voted Harry " Man of the Year ", some of the members once again believe in miracles. Only in America can a person realize his dream of singing one, yes, that’s right ( 1 ), song, and expect a lifetime of wealth and fame....... then, and only then, do you have the opportunity to label your president a terrorist, turn on your country and applaud it’s enemies.

Overheard comments:

Fidel Castro: Did you hear what that Banana just said??!!!!

Hugo Chavez: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Evo Morales: You #1!! You #1!! You wanna take some Coke home?

AARP Members: One round of heart medication .... on the house!!!!!!!!!