" JOISY BANS BUTTS "

The GREAT STATE OF NU JOISY:

Aside from being the murder capital of the U.S., the home of Chemicals ARE US, and drug infested cities etc., etc., the state has finally cracked (no pun intended) down on the biggest threat to the population .... SMOKERS.

No longer faced with this horrific activity, Joisy will soon focus on the second most dangerous addiction ...... TWINKIES.

The eradication of this habit will also eliminate numerous lawsuits brought on by street corner drug dealers slipping on discarded second hand TWINKIE wrappers.

Joisy politicians (those that haven’t been indicted yet) are in the process of determining where to shift the taxes from cigarettes ...... maybe COKE .... the soda.

Anyway, the citizens can breathe easy ...... no more smokes. Now all you have to do is suck in all the exhaust fumes and toxic chemical vapors while dodging murderers and the like.
As the slogan of one of our straight governors once stated.......

JOISY AND YOU .... PURRRRFECT TOGETHER.

The smoking lamp is lit.