" Backache Hill "

The Movie:

Preview:

Following the success of Brokeback Mountain, a new movie is about to be released called "Backache Hill ". Based on a true story, it takes place in the early 1900s somewhere in the great Southwest.

It’s a love triangle between two very very lonely cowboys (Chad and Randy) and a wild horsey named Cookie.

Chad, a retired Proctologist, meets Randy (Cowboy and part time preacher) at a wild horsey roundup when they both lasso Cookie. A friendship soon develops and both cowboys share a great fondness for each other and Cookie. When the "special" relationship is discovered during a recitation of Home on the Range being sung around the Chuck Wagon one night, the other cowpokes are stunned and seem to be very intolerant, even a little angry. At that time, Toleration was unheard of much less Political Correctness even though they were in or near California.

Chad, Randy and Cookie decide to leave and run away to Utah. There they become born again Mormons and live happily ever after. Sometime later they appear on the Maury Povich show and through a DNA test, it’s determined that neither Randy nor Chad is the father of the brand new colt.