ADIOS TO CHEERIOS:

"TV COMMERCIAL EN ESPANOL"

So I’m sittin, realaxin on my couch watching the Blitzer on CNN and he’s droning on and on about the millions of illegal Mexicans crossing the border. Topping that story, that’s told countless times a day, the illegal aliens already in the U.S. now outnumber the rodent population in NYC. That’s scary. Up comes what all the squaking heads call "a hard break" AKA commercial. Cheerio commercial ! In Spanish?? Never saw that before. Neither did an awful lot of other Crackers.

The Iceman found out General Mills makes this stuff so he figured he call em up and find out what’s the deal on this thing:

(Ring, Ring) click, (Music) (Mariachi)

General Mills: Yes. What can we do for you?

Iceman: I want to talk to the General.

General Mills: About what?

Iceman: The Cheerio commercial in Spanish.

General Mills: He’s busy practicing with his castanets!

Iceman: Tell him I got a dose of Montezumas revenge from the cereal.

General Mills: UUGGHH!

General: Wadda ya want?

Iceman: What’s the deal on this Spanish speaking Cheerio thing?

General: We heard a lot of those A Holes are gettin sick crossin the border. Ya know, ..... crossin the desert or swimin the Rio Grande aint easy. Takes a lot out a ya.

Iceman: What's that got to do with Cheerios?

General: Well, we make that stuff in little six-pack bundles. Perfect for camping. Sales are a little off so we figured we could sell a lot of this (Bleep) to them. Especially all the stale crap backed up in our warehouses.

Iceman: OOOHHH! I get it. Thought for a minute you just messed up and pissed off a couple hundred million English speaking Americans.