Charity begins at:

"THE CASINO"

We’re now in the process of saving and rebuilding at least two Southern States. This is a good thing. The problem is that it seems that half the people in these states have no insurance and the other half are being screwed by their trusted insurance companies. It is now up to the government to replace everybody’s stuff, no different then they would replace YOUR stuff.

The focus seems to be on New Orleans. Louisiana has requested 280 BILLION dollars to fix their stuff. Washington thinks they can fix it for 200 BILLION. Those cheap (Bleepers). Now the poor folks in that state, especially in Norleans, have to dig up about a 100 BILLION so I guess it’s up to charitable donations, beans that government money has nothing to do with us.

Enter: All organizations known to man:

Let the PHONE CALLS BEGIN:

RING

Hello.

Mr. Iceman, ALL CHARITIES INC. here. We need money to rebuild Norleans.

I gave money to Red Cross, Catholic Charities, and three or four others.

That’s not us. We need money for Norleans.

Aren’t you gettin 200 BILLION from Uncle Sam?

Not enough. WE need more.

What are you going to do with it?

Rebuild our Casinos’. That’s our main source of income.

Casinos’!!?? Where are you going to get your customers?

We figure the amount of dollars our poor folks are going to get from the lawsuits that have been filed and a good piece of change the Feds are about to drop here, it’ll keep us goin for about thirty year.

So why should I give you money?

Well for one thing, the mayor said it looks like we’re gonna be forced to pay for all the Caddys our cops stole and the banks down here are demanding we replace their money, not to mention these pain in the ass store owners that are upset over a few TV sets. Jewelers!! Forget it. Cheap cracker SOBs.

Why did Louisiana file for bankruptcy a week before the storm?

Oh! Well. We think the folks cashed too many of their checks at the Casinos and lost all their money.

What happened to the Casinos winnings?

Listen A HOLE. Don’t give me that 3rd degree bull (Bleep). Give us a few bucks or we’re gonna run every Republican Cracker and Orio outa town including that idiot Governor..

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