OHHHH NNOOOO!!!

ANOTHER ONE OF OUR

ILLUSTRIOUS CONGRESSMEN

FOUND GUILTY OF BRIBES!!!

NOW WHOODA THOUGHT THAT?

THIS POOR DEVIL COULDN'T CONVINCE THE JUDGE THAT THE $90,000 THEY FOUND IN HIS FREEZER WAS LEGIT.

APPARENTLY DA JUDGE NEVER HEARD OF KEEPING SOME

COLD HARD CASH AROUND FOR EMERGENCY OR MAYBE A QUICK GETAWAY WEEKEND.