JUST IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW REPORT:

HOT DOGS GIVE YOU

CANCER !!!!!!!!!!

THIS MEANS, EVERY BASEBALL GAME YOU EVER ATTENDED, EVERY 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATION YOU EVER HAD, EVERY PICNIC YOU EVER WENT ON, ++++ .......... YOU GOT

CANCER

IF YOU DRANK ANY BEVERAGE IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE WITH YOUR WEINER ..... YOU GOT CANCER TWICE. IF YOU DROVE TO THE PICNIC ..... YOU GOT CANCER THE THIRD TIME FROM THE UPHOLSTERY. IF YOU WERE IN TRAFFIC ....... YOU GOT CANCER THE FOURTH TIME FROM ALL THE EMISSIONS. IF YOU USED YOUR CELL PHONE ON THE TRIP ..... YOU GOT CANCER THE FITH TIME.

HEAVEN FORBID IF YOU HAD A SMOKE ....... WE ALL KNOW NOW, YOU KILLED EVERONE AROUND YOU, EVEN "SNUGGLES", THE FAMILY PET.

LISTEN UP: DON'T GET AN MRI OR AN XRAY JUST TO SEE IF YOU HAVE CANCER......

IT WILL GIVE YOU CANCER.

WHAT THE (BLEEP)!!!!!!!!