CASH 4 CLUNKERS

IT'S A WIN WIN WIN

SITCHIAATION!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE'S HOW SHE WORKS:

IF YOU GOTS A 3 OR 4 HUNDRED BUCK JUNKER CAUSE YA CAN'T AFFORD A NEW RIDE .............

ALL YA GOTS 2 DO IS MOSEY ON OVER TO DA CLOSEST CAR DEALER AND PICK OUT ONE A THEM BRAND SPANKIN NEW SET A WHEELS. IT DON'T EVEN HAVE TA BE "MADE IN AMERICA". THEY'LL GIVE YA 4500 BUCKS FER YERS.....IT'S ON UNCLE SAM.

COOL !!!!!!!!!

DA SALESMANS REAL HAPPY AND WILL LOAD THAT BABY UP WITH ALL THE EXTRAS THAT HE CAN FIND........ AT STICKER PRICE OF COURSE.

ALL YA GOTTA DO NOW ............ IS MAKE THOSE MONTHLYS OF 3 OR 400 PER MTH FER THE NEXT 5 OR 6 YEARS.

OOOOOHHHHH!!!!! YA CAINT DO THAT?? YA SAY YOUR OUTA WORK AN YA MIGHT BE LOOSIN YOUR HOUSE???

GUESS WE'LL BE REVISITING THIS HERE PROGRAM REAL SOON.

HERE'S DA KEYS.